Thursday, September 15, 2005

iRobot

The Roomba snacks on cats.

posted by septic emergency at 11:09 AM 1 comments

The National Football League

The NFL owns the souls of its players.

posted by say a suit at 2:34 AM 0 comments

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Pepsi

Pepsi's next spokesperson is going to be Kevin Federline.

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Ticketmaster

Three Ticketmaster employees have children named "Price Gouging."

posted by say a suit at 12:54 AM 1 comments

Monday, September 12, 2005

Kraft

Kraft cheese is made from the same ingredients as Gatorade.

posted by septic emergency at 12:18 PM 1 comments