Thursday, September 15, 2005

iRobot

The Roomba snacks on cats.

The National Football League

The NFL owns the souls of its players.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Pepsi

Pepsi's next spokesperson is going to be Kevin Federline.

Ticketmaster

Three Ticketmaster employees have children named "Price Gouging."

Monday, September 12, 2005

Kraft

Kraft cheese is made from the same ingredients as Gatorade.