Friday, September 09, 2005

IKEA

IKEA is changing all 4 legged tables to 2 legged tables to cut costs.

posted by soap equal signs at 4:57 PM 2 comments

UPS

UPS trucks are brown because its CEO is color blind.

posted by septic emergency at 12:33 PM 3 comments

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise© is a person.

posted by say a suit at 9:12 PM 2 comments

Adidas

Adidas uses cadaver feet to test new shoes.

posted by soap equal signs at 2:40 PM 2 comments

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Symantec

Norton Anti-Virus infects computers with one virus for every fifty it removes.

posted by septic emergency at 11:28 AM 1 comments

Halliburton

Halliburton is a nice company and has never been involved in any corrupt practices.

posted by soap equal signs at 10:58 AM 5 comments

Aflac, GEICO and StarKist: A Modern Love Triangle

The Aflac Duck used to date Charlie the Tuna, until the Gecko came on to the scene.

posted by say a suit at 8:40 AM 2 comments

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Winnebago

Winnebago uses its unsold vehicles to store bodies of employees who died on the assembly line.

posted by septic emergency at 11:46 AM 1 comments

Burger King

Burger King has a vomit-only restroom.

posted by soap equal signs at 10:33 AM 0 comments

Snapple

The Best Stuff on Earth ran out three years ago.

posted by say a suit at 9:07 AM 2 comments