Friday, September 09, 2005


IKEA is changing all 4 legged tables to 2 legged tables to cut costs.


UPS trucks are brown because its CEO is color blind.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise© is a person.


Adidas uses cadaver feet to test new shoes.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005


Norton Anti-Virus infects computers with one virus for every fifty it removes.


Halliburton is a nice company and has never been involved in any corrupt practices.

Aflac, GEICO and StarKist: A Modern Love Triangle

The Aflac Duck used to date Charlie the Tuna, until the Gecko came on to the scene.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005


Winnebago uses its unsold vehicles to store bodies of employees who died on the assembly line.

Burger King

Burger King has a vomit-only restroom.


The Best Stuff on Earth ran out three years ago.