Friday, September 02, 2005


Ted Turner lives inside of a bison.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

General Mills

Unstable in their gaseous state, Cheerios molecules compound with vaporized children, forming Froot Loops.


Apple's MP3 players burn books.

The New York Times

Last year, 17.5 million people fell asleep while reading The New York Times.

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Goldman Sachs

Goldman Sachs uses witchcraft to make its financial decisions.

Texas Instruments

When Texas instruments opened several production plants in Mexico, the Board of Directors almost changed the company's name to Mexicas Tex-Mex Instruments.

This is a conceptual collaborative post.

Master Lock

Master Lock gives the cool kids the combinations to the nerds' locks.

Monday, August 29, 2005


Gateway's computer boxes are made from real cow hide.