TBS

Ted Turner lives inside of a bison.

General Mills

Unstable in their gaseous state, Cheerios molecules compound with vaporized children, forming Froot Loops.

Apple

Apple's MP3 players burn books.

The New York Times

Last year, 17.5 million people fell asleep while reading The New York Times.

Goldman Sachs

Goldman Sachs uses witchcraft to make its financial decisions.

Texas Instruments

When Texas instruments opened several production plants in Mexico, the Board of Directors almost changed the company's name to Mexicas Tex-Mex Instruments.



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Master Lock

Master Lock gives the cool kids the combinations to the nerds' locks.

Gateway

Gateway's computer boxes are made from real cow hide.