tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-152788672012-01-21T06:06:27.254-05:00Watch Out.(?)say a suitnoreply@blogger.comBlogger851100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1152916187624032162006-07-14T18:06:00.000-04:002006-08-12T01:52:47.413-04:00I just flew in from the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/default.stm">Middle East</a>...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/noarms.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/320/noarms.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />...and boy are my arms blown off.<p></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-115291618762403216?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1146684906649254972006-05-03T15:27:00.000-04:002006-09-08T12:27:22.366-04:00God hates you.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/godhatesyou.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/320/godhatesyou.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-114668490664925497?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1146682324852004492006-05-03T14:49:00.000-04:002006-05-03T14:52:04.863-04:00The Di Vinci Code is really just a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar_cipher" target="_blank">Caesar Cipher</a>.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/dan%20brown.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/320/dan%20brown.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-114668232485200449?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1146590583987655932006-05-02T13:21:00.000-04:002006-05-02T13:32:11.576-04:00Blogger tested its parent company Google's new Chinese censorship filter and took down this blog for a month.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/blogger.gif"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/320/blogger.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-114659058398765593?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1141067296619374502006-02-27T14:04:00.000-05:002006-02-27T14:10:39.156-05:00Burberry makes Luis Vuitton knockoff handbags.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/burberry.gif"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/320/burberry.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-114106729661937450?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1140651781297993282006-02-22T18:41:00.000-05:002006-02-22T18:43:01.313-05:00Lockheed Martin tried to sell Japan the B-bomb<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/lockeed_martin.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/320/lockeed_martin.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-114065178129799328?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1140107793603800072006-02-16T11:09:00.000-05:002006-02-18T23:28:42.336-05:00John Deere's leaping deer logo was created by Stanley Whitetail. Stanley was never compensated for his work.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/johndeere.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/320/johndeere.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-114010779360380007?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1140105381985287032006-02-16T10:49:00.000-05:002006-02-16T10:56:22.016-05:00Virgin Airlines lures women who are about to get abortions with cheap low fare tickets and then purposefully crashes the plane.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/virginairlines.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/320/virginairlines.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-114010538198528703?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1140059665583595432006-02-15T21:43:00.000-05:002006-02-15T22:14:25.600-05:00Two-thirds of Virgin Mobile customers have unwanted children.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/virgin.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/320/virgin.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-114005966558359543?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1140046428387924222006-02-15T18:25:00.000-05:002006-02-15T18:38:11.573-05:00Kellogg's is not proud to be a sponsor of the US Olympic Team.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/kelloggs.2.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/320/kelloggs.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-114004642838792422?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1140042205206497722006-02-15T17:22:00.000-05:002006-02-15T17:27:08.983-05:00Nestle is Swiss for 'stolen jewish gold.'<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/nestle.0.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/320/nestle.0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-114004220520649772?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1139946020770313522006-02-14T14:35:00.000-05:002006-02-15T18:03:04.366-05:00Avian Flu is actually Evian Flu.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/evian3.2.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/320/evian3.2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-113994602077031352?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1126884295732398772005-09-21T11:21:00.000-04:002006-02-14T14:42:55.903-05:00Pfizer's number one export is AIDS.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/pfizer.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/200/pfizer.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112688429573239877?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1127176574181680112005-09-19T20:34:00.000-04:002005-09-19T20:51:30.950-04:00I kill better when I drink Tropicana products.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/tropicana.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/tropicana.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112717657418168011?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1126797237127583462005-09-15T11:09:00.000-04:002005-09-15T11:13:57.133-04:00The Roomba snacks on cats.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/irobot.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/irobot.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112679723712758346?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1126766176762946962005-09-15T02:34:00.000-04:002005-09-15T02:46:11.803-04:00The NFL owns the souls of its players.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/nfl.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/nfl.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112676617676294696?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1126636356152116592005-09-13T14:30:00.000-04:002005-11-16T01:21:03.386-05:00Pepsi's next spokesperson is going to be Kevin Federline.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/pepsi.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/pepsi.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112663635615211659?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1126588023997818132005-09-13T00:54:00.000-04:002005-09-13T01:07:04.003-04:00Three Ticketmaster employees have children named "Price Gouging."<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/ticketmaster1.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/ticketmaster1.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112658802399781813?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1126542025819229592005-09-12T12:18:00.000-04:002006-09-08T12:42:47.123-04:00Kraft cheese is made from the same ingredients as <a href="http://libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com/2005/08/gatorade.html">Gatorade</a>.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/kraft1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/kraft1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112654202581922959?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1126299610640763962005-09-09T16:57:00.000-04:002005-11-18T01:22:54.293-05:00IKEA is changing all 4 legged tables to 2 legged tables to cut costs.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/ikea1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/200/ikea1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112629961064076396?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1126283684998216612005-09-09T12:33:00.000-04:002005-09-09T12:34:45.003-04:00UPS trucks are brown because its CEO is color blind.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/ups.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/ups.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112628368499821661?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1126228445844136452005-09-08T21:12:00.000-04:002006-10-15T23:07:24.160-04:00Tom Cruise<span style="font-size:78%;">©</span> is a person.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/tomcruise.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/tomcruise.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112622844584413645?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1126205452777529952005-09-08T14:40:00.000-04:002006-01-27T18:43:51.723-05:00Adidas uses cadaver feet to test new shoes.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/adidas.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/200/adidas.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112620545277752995?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1126106988379137852005-09-07T11:28:00.000-04:002005-09-07T11:29:48.386-04:00Norton Anti-Virus infects computers with one virus for every fifty it removes.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/symantec.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/symantec.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112610698837913785?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1126105189963408992005-09-07T10:58:00.000-04:002006-01-25T06:32:01.573-05:00Halliburton is a nice company and has never been involved in any corrupt practices.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/halliburton.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/200/halliburton.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112610518996340899?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1126068542124529362005-09-07T08:40:00.000-04:002005-09-07T08:41:58.113-04:00The Aflac Duck used to date <a href="http://libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com/2005/08/starkist.html">Charlie the Tuna</a>, until <em>the Gecko</em> came on to the scene.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/aflac-geico.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/aflac-geico.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112606854212452936?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1126021688593720982005-09-06T11:46:00.000-04:002005-09-06T11:50:03.170-04:00Winnebago uses its unsold vehicles to store bodies of employees who died on the assembly line.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/winnebago.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/winnebago.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112602168859372098?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1126017261794319132005-09-06T10:33:00.000-04:002005-09-06T10:34:21.803-04:00Burger King has a vomit-only restroom.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/vomit.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/200/vomit.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112601726179431913?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1125982312336682542005-09-06T09:07:00.000-04:002005-09-06T09:09:07.043-04:00<em>The Best Stuff on Earth</em> ran out three years ago.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/snapple2.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/snapple2.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112598231233668254?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1125680043625985602005-09-02T12:43:00.000-04:002005-11-18T01:22:30.510-05:00Ted Turner lives inside of a bison.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/tbs.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/tbs.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112568004362598560?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1125590859847103692005-09-01T12:54:00.000-04:002005-09-02T12:11:52.653-04:00Unstable in their gaseous state, Cheerios molecules compound with vaporized children, forming Froot Loops.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/gmills4.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/gmills4.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112559085984710369?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1125584989714274802005-09-01T10:28:00.000-04:002005-09-01T10:29:49.720-04:00Apple's MP3 players burn books.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/apple.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/apple.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112558498971427480?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1125552730029459412005-09-01T09:44:00.000-04:002005-09-01T09:45:20.006-04:00Last year, 17.5 million people fell asleep while reading The New York Times.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/nyt1.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/nyt1.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112555273002945941?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1125522428795140662005-08-31T17:05:00.000-04:002005-08-31T17:07:08.800-04:00Goldman Sachs uses witchcraft to make its financial decisions.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/witchcraft.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/witchcraft.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112552242879514066?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1125522110578224242005-08-31T16:55:00.000-04:002005-09-02T19:45:32.456-04:00When Texas instruments opened several production plants in Mexico, the Board of Directors almost changed the company's name to <strike>Mexicas</strike> Tex-Mex Instruments.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/ti.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: pointer" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/ti.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic;font-size:85%;" >This is a <strike>conceptual</strike> collaborative post.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112552211057822424?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1125523224099790602005-08-31T15:20:00.000-04:002005-08-31T17:20:24.106-04:00Master Lock gives the cool kids the combinations to the nerds' locks.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/masterlock.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/200/masterlock.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112552322409979060?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1125337718081785042005-08-29T13:35:00.000-04:002005-11-08T04:15:05.323-05:00Gateway's computer boxes are made from real cow hide.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/gateway.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/gateway.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112533771808178504?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1125083510420219602005-08-26T15:10:00.000-04:002005-11-18T01:22:29.503-05:00Gillette is really only the third best a man can get.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/gilette.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: pointer" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/gilette.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112508351042021960?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1125081892521484752005-08-26T14:42:00.000-04:002005-08-26T14:44:52.526-04:00MasterCard is making a magic credit card that can buy everything for free.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/mastercard.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/mastercard.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112508189252148475?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1125072065098023752005-08-26T12:01:00.000-04:002005-08-26T12:25:02.630-04:00Newly-hired Target employees undergo three days of target practice.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/target1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/target1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112507206509802375?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1125070396090538892005-08-26T11:32:00.000-04:002005-08-26T11:33:16.096-04:00Wendy's injects Wendy's stem cells into the buns of its chicken sandwiches.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/stemcells.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/200/stemcells.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112507039609053889?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124994658542080582005-08-25T14:47:00.000-04:002005-08-25T17:41:14.383-04:00The accounting department at American Express is <span style="font-style: italic;">so</span> insecure.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">How insecure are they?</span><br /><br />Well, let's just say you shouldn't ask about the last company picnic.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/amex3.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/amex3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112499465854208058?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124994182853981032005-08-25T14:17:00.000-04:002006-01-13T01:56:24.683-05:00Office supplies sold at Staples can't swim.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/staples.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/staples.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112499418285398103?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124984575648922792005-08-25T11:41:00.000-04:002005-08-25T11:42:55.653-04:00Google headhunts <a href="http://libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com/2005/08/yahoo.html">bears</a>.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/yahoo1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/200/yahoo1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112498457564892279?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124916483605557272005-08-24T16:41:00.000-04:002005-08-26T14:35:24.530-04:00Disney is collecting DNA from EPCOT Center restrooms for the construction of its new project: EPCOT Center Bleeds Forever.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/epcot.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/200/epcot.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112491648360555727?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124899285356777362005-08-24T11:27:00.000-04:002005-08-24T14:33:54.446-04:00If you call your State Farm insurance agent between 3:17am and 3:34am on the third Tuesday of October, he will cook you a free breakfast that morning. The breakfast will kill you.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/allstate.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/allstate.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112489928535677736?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124821269485831592005-08-23T14:19:00.000-04:002005-08-23T14:21:09.490-04:00Altria targets possums in their cigarette advertisements.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/altria.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/altria.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112482126948583159?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124743033319736952005-08-22T16:24:00.000-04:002005-08-22T16:41:50.176-04:00Yahoo!'s search results are in part determined by a brown bear.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/yahoo1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/yahoo1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112474303331973695?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124676421697653312005-08-21T21:51:00.000-04:002005-08-21T22:07:01.703-04:00Pizza Hut executives can't get off the sauce.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/pizzahut.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/pizzahut.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112467642169765331?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124675252358511652005-08-21T21:48:00.000-04:002005-08-21T21:47:32.363-04:00In High School, The Gap was voted Least Likely To Succeed.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/gap.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/gap.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112467525235851165?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124673833913724142005-08-21T21:15:00.000-04:002005-08-21T21:23:53.923-04:00Whole Foods sells sad watermellons.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/whole_foods.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/whole_foods.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112467383391372414?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124484399314379462005-08-19T16:45:00.000-04:002006-02-04T13:30:47.786-05:00Casio uses elephant tusks to make the plastic for its keyboards.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/elephantcasio.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/200/elephantcasio.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112448439931437946?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124468721468832572005-08-19T12:22:00.000-04:002005-08-19T12:25:21.473-04:00FedEx licks every package it handles.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/fedex.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/fedex.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112446872146883257?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124465997488019742005-08-19T11:38:00.000-04:002005-08-19T11:46:24.166-04:00Samsung phones can be used as boomerangs.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/samsung1.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/samsung1.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112446599748801974?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124465430072037262005-08-19T11:28:00.000-04:002005-08-19T11:31:45.770-04:00The Coca-Cola Company's first product was a tree house kit. It wasn't until the late 1980's that it moved into the motorcycle repair business, which it is famous for today.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/coke.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/coke.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112446543007203726?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124394273875740602005-08-18T15:37:00.000-04:002005-08-18T15:44:33.880-04:00K-Mart's stores are big because their employees need places to hide while they are crying.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/kmart.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/kmart.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112439427387574060?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124393058998774102005-08-18T15:21:00.000-04:002005-08-18T15:24:30.143-04:00Victoria's Secret secretly makes male panties.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/vicsec.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/200/vicsec.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112439305899877410?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124392610786380202005-08-18T15:03:00.000-04:002005-08-18T15:24:08.443-04:00BMW is building a car that hates chocolate ice cream.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/bmw1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/bmw1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112439261078638020?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124314516512182732005-08-17T17:30:00.000-04:002005-08-17T17:35:16.520-04:00Sun Microsystems has a computer that eats <a href="http://libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com/2005/08/ibm.html">IBM computer-babies</a>.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/sun.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/sun.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112431451651218273?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124312410838147612005-08-17T16:58:00.000-04:002005-08-17T17:00:10.843-04:00Hasbro fills its Mr. Potato Head toys with heroin.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/hasbro.jpg"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/hasbro.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112431241083814761?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124303642242275722005-08-17T14:32:00.000-04:002005-08-17T14:34:02.246-04:00AOL has cooties.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/aol.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/aol.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112430364224227572?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124296843445336232005-08-17T12:38:00.000-04:002005-08-17T12:44:03.640-04:00BIC stands for BIC Ink Cancer which stands for BIC Ink Causes Ink Cancer.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/bic1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/200/bic1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112429684344533623?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124232976890060632005-08-16T18:54:00.000-04:002005-11-19T07:37:34.096-05:00McDonald's owns your family.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/mcd1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/mcd1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112423297689006063?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124226997872397752005-08-16T17:13:00.000-04:002005-08-16T17:19:24.406-04:00Hertz rental cars are unable to go more than 45 MPH.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/hertz2.jpg"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/hertz2.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112422699787239775?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124225855813574492005-08-16T16:57:00.000-04:002005-08-16T16:57:35.816-04:00Microsoft wets the bed.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/ms1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/ms1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112422585581357449?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124132696027329502005-08-15T14:54:00.000-04:002005-08-15T15:04:56.033-04:00Sony is developing an alternate universe to be inhabited solely by acronyms commonly used in instant messaging conversations.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/sony1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/sony1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112413269602732950?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1124131083106131082005-08-15T14:35:00.000-04:002005-08-15T14:40:02.226-04:00CitiGroup's custodial staff is comprised entirely of Oompa Loompas.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/oompa.jpg"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/oompa.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112413108310613108?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1123974661595857492005-08-13T19:10:00.000-04:002005-11-18T01:22:34.823-05:00Gatorade is urine.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/urine.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/200/urine.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112397466159585749?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1123963721684987352005-08-13T15:48:00.000-04:002005-08-13T16:08:41.686-04:00The Home Depot has a secret agenda to promote promiscuity.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/homedepot.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/homedepot.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112396372168498735?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1123962189883789712005-08-13T15:41:00.000-04:002005-08-13T16:12:10.196-04:00Anheuser Busch builds its factories on toxic waste dumps.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/anheuserbusch.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/anheuserbusch.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112396218988378971?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1123885734422899432005-08-12T18:26:00.000-04:002005-08-12T18:28:54.426-04:00Johnson & Johnson used to be Johnson & Johnson & Johnson.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/jjj.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/200/jjj.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112388573442289943?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1123876812652307642005-08-12T15:57:00.000-04:002005-08-12T17:50:40.373-04:00Exxon Mobil is part-owned by aliens.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/exxon2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/320/exxon1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112387681265230764?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1123862257050492062005-08-12T11:54:00.000-04:002005-08-12T11:57:37.053-04:00IBM has a computer that makes babies.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/ibm1.jpg"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/ibm.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112386225705049206?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1123861114182743162005-08-12T11:38:00.000-04:002005-08-12T11:47:53.073-04:00AT&T has listened to every phone conversation you've ever had.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/att3.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/att3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112386111418274316?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1123792624316882072005-08-11T17:01:00.000-04:002005-08-11T17:02:46.163-04:00Nike serves bees in its cafeteria.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/bees1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/bees1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112379262431688207?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1123792958295157762005-08-11T16:40:00.000-04:002005-08-11T17:07:50.116-04:00General Motors refuses to pay its electricity bill.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/refusal.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/200/refusal.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112379295829515776?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1123791065102970112005-08-11T16:07:00.000-04:002005-08-11T16:11:05.106-04:00Duane Reade stockpiles nuclear weapons in its pharmacy.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/duane_reade.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/duane_reade.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112379106510297011?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1123788674869698212005-08-11T15:56:00.000-04:002005-08-14T00:27:29.520-04:00The StarKist tuna company breeds extra dolphins to put in their fishing nets to die.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/dolphin1.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: pointer" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/320/dolphin.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112378867486969821?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1123783373859187352005-08-11T14:01:00.000-04:002005-08-11T14:03:15.930-04:00JetBlue's snacks are made from old planes.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/oldsnacks.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/200/oldsnacks.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112378337385918735?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1123778430403922702005-08-11T12:38:00.000-04:002005-08-11T13:29:26.756-04:00Starbucks injects 0.01% poison into every cup of coffee.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/starbucks1.jpg"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/starbucks.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112377843040392270?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1123777127304906342005-08-11T12:14:00.000-04:002006-08-05T09:16:20.820-04:00Dove uses real birds in their soap.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/dovesoap.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/200/dovesoap.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112377712730490634?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1123714103993886532005-08-11T10:55:00.000-04:002005-08-11T10:58:21.340-04:00All General Electric dishwashers break after 316 days.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/ge6.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/ge2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112371410399388653?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1123697766171905622005-08-10T14:12:00.000-04:002005-08-10T14:41:33.516-04:00A Cingular sales associate beat me with a baseball bat when I asked him if my calling plan qualifies for rollover minutes.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/1600/cingular1.jpg"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7485/389/200/cingular1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112369776617190562?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>septic emergencyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04032662229538071481noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1123694151119684292005-08-10T13:13:00.000-04:002005-08-10T13:58:21.596-04:00<span style="font-size:100%;">Hershey's doesn't have soap in their employee restrooms.<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/1600/empty.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7400/1409/200/empty.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112369415111968429?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>soap equal signshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15060526703474358425noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15278867.post-1123647388919359822005-08-10T00:09:00.000-04:002006-12-14T02:19:17.873-05:00Goodyear stole my dad's idea for the Aquatred Tire.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/1600/nodad2.jpg"><img style="" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1049/319/200/nodad.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15278867-112364738891935982?l=libelousclaimsaboutlargecorporations.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>say a suitnoreply@blogger.com3